Mary's sister! The one who you can always go to for some sound, down to earth advise. Loving, hard headed, and the most herself person around!

Jon's right hand man and work husband. Someone you can have profound conversations with. Bald. Philosophical. Ripped. Wants to be Naruto for Halloween.

Mary's best friend! She's a ride or die girly that can always be counted on for just about anything. She's my dancing partner and my sister from another mister.

Best work wife around! Will absolutely judge me based on my life choices but will love me nonetheless. Also will kick my butt in Fortnite.

Jon's gaming buddy and lifelong supplier of laughs. Has an honorary PhD in Meme History. Judges my Magic the Gathering strategies but in an understanding way.

Jon's brother from another mother. He's been there from the lowest lows to the highest highs. One of the funniest nerds I know. Better than you at Smash Bros.